I'm polish. Nuff said. Oh and please no ''how many poles does it take to change a lightbulb'' jokes.

The zimbabwe part is a mere privacy measure done in order to avoid being visible on google and etc, i.e in order to remain anonymous and completely under the radar.

Anyone. From my experiments with sexiness, it seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts, and instead of fighting, they'll want to make love to me.